They got my dick message!

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

sleptonshawty:

zixxie:

how all guys should react if a girl doesn’t want to.

how all girls should react if a guy doesn’t want to.

how anyone should react to anyone that doesn’t want to

(Source: theblogofeternalstench, via xevergreenx)

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

(via cheezwizzle)

the-dream-operator:

defeatingexistence:

clockmocker:

A water balloon full of mercury hitting the ground (X)

SCIENCE

this fucked me up

the-dream-operator:

defeatingexistence:

clockmocker:

A water balloon full of mercury hitting the ground (X)

SCIENCE

this fucked me up

(via cheezwizzle)

mamalaz:

Guardians of the Galaxy Magazine Layouts (Manip) 

(via fahrlight)

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

(via arcticboonobos)

livealiens:

#brownamericanproblems

(Source: haringtonskits, via arcticboonobos)