They got my dick message!

I never said pilot.

(Source: downeyy, via starlord-man)

dynastylnoire:

vulcsmash:

george takei is a gift to humanity

the last one though

(via becca-is-not-photogenic)

theeleventhsherlock:

Coulson, looking flustered by Steve’s patriotic bottom

(Source: dilfosaur, via living-in-kansas)

me: better check my phone for texts from friends

me: *checks phone*

me: better get some friends

here-lies-molly:

permanently-flawed:

land0feuphoria:

circasurvivethisday:

do-not-follow-me-pleasee:

parasailin-sarahpalin:

1997kids:

brilliant

IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT

reblogging again because perfection

Im crying omg

HAHAHJAHAHJAHHAJFGEWASYUHEAS OMFG I AM SO DONE HAHAHAHHAHA 

i am fuckinG SOBBING oHMYGOD

HOW DID I FORGOT ABOUT THIS

(Source: fagprince, via becca-is-not-photogenic)

the-hilarious-blog:

High five?… Fuck it, high five.

the-hilarious-blog:

High five?… Fuck it, high five.

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